Is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S?

No, this isn't an ode to a the recent Gwen Stefani hit "Holla Back Girl" (which I loved by the way).

No, this is about a arrogant, cheating drama queen of the first degree. This is about a person (I can't call her human) that felt entitled to integrate her way into the lives of a family at any cost. This is about a person with MAJOR entitlement issues. This is about the person known as Rielle Hunter, a person that not only stole the attention and affections of a husband who's wife is DYING OF CANCER AS WE ALL LIVE AND BREATHE, but feels zero shame about doing so.

How do I know this? She was recently quoted as saying that Elizabeth Edwards "Gave off a bad energy" and that "She never made eye contact with me".

Now Ladies I don't know about you, but I doubt it would be easy for me to look the mistress of my husband in the eyes without wanting to poke them out! And "bad energy"? Uh...YEAH! She would be feeling some really bad energy and karma...via my foot upside her ass!

Can you believe her nerve? Don't believe me? Read this from the NY Daily News:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/08/10/2008-08-10_rielle_trashes_elizabeth_edwards_she_doe-2.html

Looking back on the sexual scandals of politians in recent history, it really makes me wonder; If you're going to ruin your career and your life over 'snatchery' then WHY CAN'T SHE AT LEAST BE A BANGER?

I mean, just how did this cracked-out looking, gummy, bleached out, 'baby-mamma' piece of trash infiltrate the Edwards camp anyway?

If you're going to go down in flames over a mistress, can she AT LEAST be someone that other men would be halfway tempted with? Would it be so wrong to have her be someone that knows how to keep her mouth shut about the affair, or the toxic jealousy agaist the wife?

But then again, when your access to powerful men is your 'oral capacity', I guess keeping your trap shut might be a hard thing to do, huh?

Powerful men being taken down by women of questionable character...like a verse of another song by the Talking Heads says, "Same as it ever was".